圣公会主学堂

       原谅我一直记不清片子的翻译名.. 圣公会主学堂..？没看海报没看剧情你会觉得是什么片？是不是想到好莱坞的私立校园和纨绔子弟？
    骚瑞，其实这是一部BBC的圣诞喜剧。果不其然的没有好莱坞的荤段子和黑色笑点，全剧都透着淡淡的英伦味和不掩饰的温暖。说实话，听两个小时的英伦腔真的比看美国大片舒服。
    意想不到的情节从来不是喜剧的任务，nativity也只能说平淡而温暖，可还是有些段子让我意外。比如忧郁男主飞到LA求好莱坞的时候我以为事就成了..后来在大教堂表演的时候看到观众们这么high我以为好莱坞也不会来了..这些情节多少增添了一些观影的乐趣。
    全剧最有喜感的时候出现在为nativity选角的时候，一个个萌地我都快湿了的小朋友们在台上认真而蹩脚的表演。在大教堂的时候我也微微湿润了，为男主的努力和小盆友们的天真可爱。后来男主的女友也回到了他的身边，这是最美好的结局。
    是一部适合在这个节日看的片子，温暖就够了。

    本来就是福迷，看完大福看sherlock，迅速被小自由各种卖萌表情攻略，于是疯狂找小自由演过的各种电影连僵尸肖恩都没放过于是就找到了这部navitity。小自由一出场那哀伤的小表情简直让我想拉来BC好好安慰他（泥垢了），恩恩，然后很认真地看正剧，然后。。就突然间忘记JW忘记SH单纯被剧情深深打动了。
   没看过几部英国电影，也没听过几首英伦摇滚，但是不多的印象中总是感受到一种特殊的宁静（不算sherlock 和doctor who）。从憨豆先生到花生漫画里的charlie brown，似乎英国人十分偏爱一种宁静的氛围，点到为止的幽默感和小人物的哀伤。nativity中也显出了这种英伦风格，将小镇，小朋友，圣诞节，演出比赛以及Mr.Maddens这个典型的英国式小人物揉在一起，在圣诞佳节为观众献上了仿佛一个柔软的，清香的，凉凉的玛德琳蛋糕一样的故事。（远子学姐附体）
   也许是自己泪点太高，也许是自己在看的时候总是不由自主地进入各种恶趣味的YY之中，一路看下来有笑有沉默，最后happy ending深得我心。
   需要被治愈的亲们，喜欢小自由的亲们，强力推荐这部2009的英国贺岁片：nativity!

虽然说是喜剧，一开始也算是能猜到结尾，但其实中间更多的是一种郁闷。并不能算是完全能被吸引住的那种“好看”，反倒是觉得跟着潮爷一起越来越苦逼越来越压力山大、助教真是越帮越忙，多少次想告诉所有人真相却对着那一双双充满希冀和纯真的眼睛说不出口。孩子们自己心里也清楚自己的水平，即使是一种营造出来的假象，但似乎就是因此而被感染而被鼓励，创造除了一种无畏的勇气。虽然后来只是为了完成一个美好的愿望而去演出，却十分尽兴，也因此而感染了观众，不得不说还是让人感动。

感觉中间更多的是侧重这个角色的心理描写，即使不情愿即使是谎言即使压力很大，但最后还是为了孩子们的愿望为了负起责任，坚持了下去……应该说，是他被治愈和改观的过程吧。

因为MF才特意找来看的，但是作为电影来讲总体还是比较一般，尤其是情节方面还需要改进。

PS：电影标题的翻译感觉并不是十分贴切。

这货不是影评。。

打动自己的地方是烂漫天真

表演之前的校长讲话：

没人指望过St. Bernadette's的小屁孩们
大家都觉得培养他们是做无用功
但我要改变那样的状况
这是我17年前说的话…今晚总算有个实现的机会

我没看过他们排练预演，不知道会是怎么样
但我明白的是，所有的孩子每个人都很出色，棒极了
像小小的星尘，魅力无边


以下，我爱记歌词。。

Scene 1

Things are really cool in Nazareth
Our city is full of joy
Coz this is where girl meets boy

Barely out of school in Nazareth
Parents join hand in hand
This is no one night stand
A wedding is being planned
Here in Nazareth

Nazareth, the place to live
Always willing to forgive
Nazareth, your big heart swells
We can hear those wedding bells

Feeling in a fix in Nazareth
Rules there to be obeyed
Arrangements are being made
Got to get your kicks
in Nazareth

Maybe you'll run away
Start out a brand new day
Still you cannot betray

Good old Nazareth

（基本是合唱群舞表演，一个轻松的城市说明）


Scene 2

Mary: He's not my type
Joseph: SHe's not too bad
(both) Not the most gorgeous I've ever had

Joseph: I'll grow to love her
Mary: It might be work out
(both) Too young to know what it's all about

Joseph: And yet there's something, behind those eyes
Mary: A fire that flickers but never lies

Mary: Could I love him?
Joseph: Could she love me?

(another pair, both) You cant' rush into what is meant to be

(all together)
One look
and we're forever
One look
And it's like we've always known
One look
We're boxing never
Together, forever
And always home
Together, forever
And always, always home!

（娓娓道来。玛丽亚和约瑟夫，so-called 'meant to be'）
（开篇的对唱写得真好）


Scene 3

G: Okay people, hear the news I've got something to yell about
Okay people, forget the blues, here's something to feel swell about
Good news, click your fingers
Good news, stamp you feet
Good news, always lingers
Good news, feel the beat
Good news, wakey-wakey
Good news, shake your ass
Good news, shakey, shakey
Good news, mission Mass!
Good news!

Hey little sister, hear the word
There ain't no need for a big stork bird
Time to holler, time to dance
You're gonna need some bigger pants
Good news, good news!
Yeah, good news!
Good news, yeah!

Your belly's growing you get the idea

（扮演天使长加百利的TJ吊钢丝从教堂高处降落的时候，妈妈晕倒，神父画了个十字：）


Scene 4

Mary and Joseph were told they had to travel to Bethleham to be counted, because of the nasty, mean King Herod.

Mary had to run...

Okay everybody, clap your hands
I'm a superstar and I'm coming out tonight
I've had a little makeover and I'm all dressed up tonight
A cheeky drink, a naughty wink
We'll loosen up all right
Stand back and put your shades on
Because I'm about to shine
My blinding light will thrill you
Coz there's no starlight like mine

Sparkle and shine
Planets gather round
Sparkle and shine
Let's all make a dazzling sound
Here's something you won't believe
It's the first time ever Christmas Eve

Star A: I've got my light within me and it's coming out of you
Star B: I'm dizzy with self-confidence, hope you can feel it, too
Star C: I'm lighting up the skies tonight
Star D: So come on, join the party
Star E: Make the moment last all night
Star F: And keep the skies all starry

Star G: The four kings saw the beautiful shining star rising from the east side. They thought she looked...Rrrr! So they decided to follow her.

King A: One time. Come on, come on.
Two times, come on. (Shining down the light)
Peace to the star. (Shining down the light)

Four kings: What a moment when I saw her first
She stole my heart
So it's about to burst
I'm the guy she twinkles for, je t'adore
Coz she's blinding me with love
She's my saviour from above
She's the brightest star I've ever seen

King A: Brightest star
(all together) It's like we're living in some kind of dream

King A: It's like some kind of dream

(all together) Why do I feel overcome with hope and joy?
Because she's shining down her light
And she's going to be my girl and me her boy

I'm feeling like I've got to follow her
With frankincense and lots of gold and myrrh
She is going to lead the way to Christmas day
Hallelujah feeling good
Time to leave this neighbourhood

King A: She's my shining star from above
She twinkles and she sprinkles and I want to be her love
I want to squeeze her, please her, share a slice of pizza
Extra spicy!
She makes me hot under the collar and fizzy deep inside
I wish I could lasso her and take her for a ride
She's tiny, she's shiny
She's sparkles in the night
I love her and I need her to guide me through the night!
Word!

Eventually, Mary and Jo-Jo, found and innkeeper what was nicer.
He said...
innkeeper: You can use my stable. At least it's dry.
They asked the animals if they could nestle down to pop out the baby Jesus.
The donkey said nay, but other animals said it was all right.
And everyone who was anyone gathered round witness...

(all together)
Sometimes life is not all it can be
And here we are
Wondering just how far this road can lead
And here we are
Then from the darkness shines a bright star
And who we are is changing within our hearts

One night, one moment
And everything's changed
One night, one moment
And everything's changed

Tonight is so pure and so special
We'll never feel lonely again
Coz we are all standing together
As friends
ANd everything's changing forever
One night, one moment...

（亮点是kingA的说唱，可爱极了）

不知道是萌小孩还是萌男主的忧郁，最后从小孩的演出开始眼泪就一直就汹涌而出。

和放牛班的春天有些像，但是这片子提的更多的是不管我们在做什么想做什么都没有关系，只是要相信自己的去做。

       看《圣公会主学堂》这部戏完全是因为听说潮爷在里面很萌。不然只是听这部戏的名字我是绝对不会去看的。潮爷在里面饰演一个因为在圣诞节被女朋友甩而变得超级讨厌圣诞节然后对着他那群小学生有点暴躁的老师。
    决定看这部戏的时候和正在看这部戏的时候完全没有想过要写这篇东西。因为找不到共鸣的东西很难被认可。不过，当我看完这部戏，我就决定要写一篇...类似影评的产物。
    整部戏是因为潮爷很无辜地被指名做圣诞节舞台剧的...编导？然后还被派了一个傻乎乎的...助手老师？本来对着调皮的学生们就已经有点暴躁的潮爷彻底暴走了!!! 看着潮爷歇斯底里地对着上课时间跟学生们玩老鹰捉小鸡的助手老师大吼的时候我还真是有点...一时间接受不能。明明在《神探夏洛克》里面的花生这么无害这么萌，到这里就整个都斯巴达了- -请问萌点在哪。
    接着看。潮爷因为被一个...其实到现在我都搞不太清他的身份。貌似是喜欢潮爷的女朋友然后怂恿她离开潮爷的人...这个人嘛，一见到潮爷就要讽刺几句。本来潮爷就被调皮的学生和傻X的助手老师搞得有点神经质，现在被这么一讽刺，脱口而出就说什么“连好莱坞也会赞叹我们的舞台剧!!!”类似这样的话。然后那个傻X的助理老师就在旁边听到了，回去告诉学生们什么“好莱坞会来看我们的舞台剧!!!”这样的话。于是一传十，十传百，整个小镇都知道好莱坞要来。
    本来想去澄清的潮爷看见一个个可爱的学生闪着星星眼（误）期待地看着他，竟然!!!将错就错地承认了!!!
    糟了。玩大了。
    幸好。潮爷的前女友在好莱坞做编导助理之类的东西。于是，果断把傻呼呼的助理老师留下跟学生排练，潮爷启程去好莱坞!!!
    嘛。谁知道他前女友只是在好莱坞干跑腿的。一点权力也没有。大失败。
    潮爷垂头丧气地回到小镇，被校长知道了好莱坞的事情是假的。然后因为擅自带学生去好莱坞跟助理老师一起被革职。舞台剧也被告知搁置。
    学生们也无心向学。
    他们说："Can we do the show anyway? We don't care about Hollywood."
    最后潮爷毅然决定舞台剧必须继续演。
    不用说，舞台剧绝对大成功。
    校长说：“没有谁正视过我们学校的孩子们，每个人都觉得培养他们是白费心机。”
    但是，他们做到了，属于孩子们的，纯洁又稚嫩的表演。每个家长在台下热泪盈眶。
    写不下去了。
    最后。竟然让这些孩子教会我怎么做人。